One respectable couple ⇐ Half-truths and fantasies

[Anonymous]

They say that one respectable couple had sex in the central square, right next to the town hall. And what do you think happened? No, they were not taken to the police station, on the contrary, they began to encourage, applaud and give advice.
Several sexologists, specialists in the street Kama Sutra, a dozen family psychologists, experts on correct posture during coitus and the rhythm of frictions, masters on the selection of intimate lubricants. A council of the best professionals gathered to discuss the timeliness of the transition to anal sex and its technique.
Blowjob instructors came specially with brochures on the technique of artistic blowjob. The square was visited by a well-known kuni guru in the city.
A crowd gathered and journalists rushed. Some took out smartphones, others took notes. Several artists settled down nearby with easels.
And even the elderly mustachioed policeman did not detain the fuckers, but monitored their calm and asked the assembled crowd to maintain order.
I experienced approximately the same thing when I wrote yesterday about an ordinary family conversation about how his son suggested adopting a dog.
It seemed to me that this very harmless and cheerful conversation might amuse everyone, because he really was nice.
But no. Infectious disease specialists, virologists, political observers, military tacticians instantly retrained as dog handlers.
For some reason, everyone decided that a) I urgently need another dog, b) I need advice on choosing a breed c) that I don’t understand and myself, what a blessing it is to fuck dogs, and that’s why I urgently need to tell you about it.
I read the comments and was a little freaked out. I was given links from various sources about why Dobermans/Zwergpicchers/Chihuyahuya/St. Bernards/substitute any breed are the best dogs on earth.
I was given links from various sources about why Dobermans/Zwergpicchers/Chihuyahuya/St. Bernards/ substitute any breed for the worst dogs on earth.
They tried to make a friendly joke that, nothing, nothing, soon they will persuade you, Alexander.
I was told that one dog is not enough, and it can grow up selfish.
They even got mortally offended at me and banned themselves. And for completely different reasons.
Because I refused to adopt a dog from a shelter. The person didn’t give a damn that I didn’t want to adopt another dog at all, globally, and not because it was from a shelter. Although also because from the shelter too. The man was offended because I “don’t want to make some dog happy” due to the fact that I won’t make myself happy with this. For some reason, I am sure that any animal should be owned at the behest of the soul, and not because some unknown reader wants it.
Another lady was offended because I did not consider the idea of ​​keeping a huge a dog, for example, Mastino Neapolitan in the apartment. I have every right to this belief.
Someone else shamed me for not wanting a staffard. After all, he is an excellent guard. And this despite that. that I have no one to defend myself from.
Someone else said that any dog ​​in the house is a plus for karma. I don’t know what karma is, I probably don’t have it. In any case, something that I cannot touch or get a clear explanation for its existence simply does not exist for me.
Many confidently explained that everything must be done according to the intuition of children, they say, they know better what I need . If I did that, I would have been eaten by a crocodile or an anaconda long ago, because each of my children at one time wanted something like that. I would also drive a pink convertible with rhinestones, live in a dugout and eat only chocolate. Because that’s what my children’s intuition tells me. But, fortunately, I have my own intuition.
In a word, our family already has a cat and a dog. We are lucky because they are perfect for us. The Shih Tzu Laura never barks, never chews anything, and is distinguished by her Nordic calmness and self-control. I don’t get along with dogs of other characters.
Benya the cat is also quite calm, doesn’t jump on the ceiling, doesn’t jump on the curtains and doesn’t shit on the floor.
And we also have four small aquariums, and Each one contains a cockerel fish. Blue Vitalik, blue and white Lyosha, red and blue Andryusha and red Pedro (don’t ask me why, ask my daughter Lisa, this is her personal cockerel).
All these animals were taken solely because the adults wanted it. if one of the adults does not want an animal. the issue is removed from the agenda once and for all.
So. I don't want any more animals. My sense of responsibility has limits. I won’t pull it anymore and I don’t want to pull it anymore. So let's end the debate. There will be no more dogs and cats. We already have a set.

[Married]

Personally, I feel sorry for you.... Patamusha, all this living creatures are hurting you...