Just a joke ⇐ Half-truths and fantasies

[Anonymous]

Let's go... About ten kilometers from the village we drilled, but I can't do it. The guy came out, looked, scratched his turnip and said: “Yes, we’ll have to fuck!” The girl was stunned by such words, she pressed herself into the seat... The man, with annoyance: - I'll have to put chains on the dick.... The girl, with a trembling voice: - Or maybe without chains? Man: “Yes, without chains, we’ll be fucked here until the morning...

[Anonymous]

A man comes to a tavern, gives a hundred rubles and says:
-100g of vodka and a high school student.
The waiter brings vodka and answers:
-there is no high school student.
nA man drinks, gives a thousand rubles:
-100g.vodka and a schoolgirl.
Waiter:
-there is vodka, but there is no schoolgirl.
A man gives ten thousand rubles, hits the table with his fist and shouts:
-100g.vodka and a high school student!
An upset waiter comes into the kitchen and says to the fat cook Klava:
-Help me out, the client urgently demands high school student, otherwise he’ll destroy the establishment.
Klava came out into the hall and, wiping her hands on her apron, shouted:
-Well, who wants to give a fuck here, otherwise I’m late for the gymnasium