My thoughts on how to get acquainted ⇐ And sex was so close...

[Anonymous]

The other day I went to Magnit near my house, there is a cute zoomer working at the cash register, she looks about 18-20 years old, she always talks with a pleasant light smile.

I have never spoken to her, except
>and another package
>on the card

But that day I showed her a pack of my favorite cigarettes and asked if there were any. She found them and suddenly asked, still in the same lamp tone and smiling:
- Are you 18?
- Yes
- How old are you?
- Passport?
- How old are you?
- 23
- You don’t look
- Thank you

And I punched them, I didn’t have to take out my passport. I would like to meet her, especially cool that she obviously lives somewhere in the next house. But I’m embarrassed to meet chicks in public places.

What if I print myself business cards with my phone number and a quar code that leads to my VK? Then if it seems to me that Chan is flirting with me, I can just silently give her my business card and also silently leave.

In general, I have work business cards, and my mobile number is indicated on them. I thought for a minute that I could give this one too. But in addition to my contact, they also show the phone number of the company where I work, its name and website. And if she doesn’t like the way I fuck, or we quarrel, and she decides to burn what I licked her... In general, she will know where to dump all compromising evidence on me. It’s risky, you need separate business cards.

And it’s not just this cashier, of course. Here's another example. Last winter, I was walking down the street, and two top zoomer girls in short skirts, dressed like TikTokers, walked towards me. Apparently they had some kind of joke, to walk like this in winter, to see the reaction of passers-by. When we missed each other, I waited about 5 seconds and turned around, and saw that they had both turned around too, and laughed when I turned around. If I had business cards with me back then, I wouldn’t wait for them to pass by to turn around, but would go up face to face, say to the prettiest one of them “hello, here you go,” and instantly put the business card in her area solar plexus, so that she would take it purely on reflex, without even understanding what was happening. And he would walk without looking back. Then I would wait for a friend request.

The banal law of probability will work here. The more business cards you give out, the more chances you have to get laid. And at the same time, you don’t even need to try to engage in dialogue.

I went to the website of a random printing house in my city.

>Touche cover - thanks to double-sided spraying latex paper has a matte texture, looks both discreetly elegant and luxurious, and the silky, delicate, slightly cool surface feels like a rose petal.
Any pull will flow. And they will make you a hundred of these business cards for 1340 rubles. Only 1340 rubles - and you already have 100 potentially fucked chicks.

Meanwhile, the webm guy probably paid twenty times more for PICKUP COURSES, eventually became a cringe meme and continues to fuck his hand. Is the choice obvious?

You can also go to women's clothing stores and throw them into the pockets of the most expensive and stylish wardrobe items, which are usually worn by top-class girls. Chan 10/10 will buy a coat for himself, put his hands in his pockets, and there will be a mysterious white card on the touch cover, and there will only be a QUAR code on it, nothing else. Out of curiosity, she will open it, thinking that this is some kind of secret promotion from the store, and there is my Facebook page...