It turns me on when I'm super drunk, does this happen to anyone? ⇐ Stories about M+F sex

[Romas]

We've been living with her like this for almost a year now. I’m 31, she’s 43, but you won’t give her her years, a well-groomed and figure, and I got on the spot, as it turned out in the process of our life, my cohabitant has no brakes in terms of alcohol, it’s good that it’s not so often. For the first three months, even when I was drinking [url=viewtopic.php?t=966]after work[/url] with my friends, she came back normal and it wasn’t even noticeable from her. Wherever they came for birthdays, holidays, well, I drank strong alcohol, mostly vodka, well, 250 grams.
After three months of our life, I said, as usual, with my friends I’ll stay late on vacation, I’ll celebrate.. And so they have 2 times a day stable month with salary and advance payment on Friday. If I had known, I would have at least picked her up, he doesn’t answer the phone, I’m calling a friend, she says she went out not long ago on the road and they were sitting with her. I hear the doorbell ring, as if the button had been dropped. I open the picture, he’s holding on to the wall, it’s not clear how he got there. The face is stony, emotionless from drinking, all disheveled, lipstick is smeared, there is a persistent smell of vodka and perfume. It’s clear, but she’s in good shape.
The raincoat is unbuttoned, there is a leather sundress, the fishnet tights are torn, the knees have fallen in the mud, the scarf is down to the floor, the heel on one boot is simply broken, it can’t stand on its feet. He helped me walk in, sat down in the hallway, and was humming something. indistinctly, I understood, he asks for help to take off his boots and undresses. Undressing her in the shower, taking off her sundress, then her tights, looking at her lace light green underwear, I realized that I wanted her. He sat her down in the bathroom, washed her with a shower, carried her to bed and tore her roughly five times. Previously, I could not have imagined that my body would turn me into snot like this.
He gets drunk a couple of times a month now.
On the one hand it turns her on, on the other hand, the message from somewhere drunk looks so disgusting. I offered to leave him at home on such days so that he could catch up at home, but there are no brakes, he doesn’t agree to go home already in the insole, now if not together, I’ll come pick him up.
It’s not convenient when visiting when her close relatives see that at the table she, like a man, drinks shot glass after shot glass, then can barely sit, pouring a couple more shots into herself. I take the result by hand, dress her and home like the men I’ve seen, they drag me, I’m my woman.
Once I came from a corporate party to pick up ng, she couldn’t even sit in the cafe, she was lying on the floor because she was trying to lie down. Severely drunk, I looked for the tag in my bag, stilettos in my hands, put it on in the car, took it away, my friend and I picked it up, I noticed when we picked it up home while I was at the door. A friend held her against the wall until she fell and his pants almost burst. But I immediately told him I understand you, you should at least give her a mouth in the corridor, she is a spectacular woman, she doesn’t mind here at all. But I’m not like that and I don’t want to give it to anyone.
Now I regularly take neurosis home a couple of times a month, who likes this?

[Viki]

It happened to me too. I was sitting with a friend at home, they poured a little beer, a friend called, he and his friends watched hockey, they invited me to visit, I agreed and my friend and I went to see them, there were three of them, they drank beer, watched hockey, then we went to the sauna, drank vodka, and then she fell completely naked and a man without panties was sitting next to her I say who you are, he says the administrator of the bathhouse and says my friends left me here for him and they themselves left. I was shocked. I look at his terrible, shriveled penis. He says everything is fine, let’s get dressed and call a taxi. I came home and called my friend, but she was not at home and she was also fucked in the sauna, but she doesn’t remember or see me at all. I told her I fucked up and told her how I woke up.