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The student drew the diploma drawing for A1 for a week on end, in the end he finished everything, leaned back in his chair and said dreamily:
— Eeeeh! Now I'd like to have sex.
Then a fairy flies into the room and asks:
— Hello, student. Do you want to fuck?
Well, of course, he nods enthusiastically and agrees. And the fairy is a FUCK! he knocks over the inkwell onto the drawing and says, laughing and flying away:
— Well, fuck you.
I think if I had fucked myself back in the day, I might have been normal and not been sitting here with you. In college, one chick asked for help with her diploma, so at first we went with her. We...
Two women meet. One is very sad. Another one asks her:
- What happened? Why are you sad?
- Just imagine: yesterday I was with my lover - he’s so affectionate, gentle, neat and charming, he’s just an...
Georgian found a magic lamp, rubbed it.
The Genie jumps out and says:
- I will grant any 3 wishes.
- Uh, I want you in the fucking ass. nFucked the genie in the ass, rubs the lamp again, orders the...
We've been living with her like this for almost a year now. I’m 31, she’s 43, but you won’t give her her years, a well-groomed and figure, and I got on the spot, as it turned out in the process of...
I liked the girl alone. Purely. Immaculate. We walk, we play. In the galaxy we chat, ride bicycles, and climb onto the boiler room pipes to look down and smoke. Romance. But at least you didn’t let...