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My sister works at the railway ticket office, and this is what she tells me. One girl came, apparently in no mood at all, to buy a ticket. Either it’s wrong for her, or it’s not so... The sister leaned down to the table and muttered to her: “What a bitch, didn’t anyone fuck you this morning?” The girl looked through the window and screamed: “Yes, I fucked you, I fucked you!” What difference does it make to you?! And my sister, it turns out, forgot to release the speakerphone pedal... The whole line for tickets almost fell down laughing.
My sister works at the railway ticket office, and this is what she tells me. One girl came, apparently in no mood at all, to buy a ticket. Either it’s wrong for her, or it’s not so... The sister leaned down to the table and muttered to her: “What a bitch, didn’t anyone fuck you this morning?” The girl looked through the window and screamed: “Yes, I fucked you, I fucked you!” What difference does it make to you?! And my sister, it turns out, forgot to release the speakerphone pedal... The whole line for tickets almost fell down laughing.
I think if I had fucked myself back in the day, I might have been normal and not been sitting here with you. In college, one chick asked for help with her diploma, so at first we went with her. We...
Two women meet. One is very sad. Another one asks her:
- What happened? Why are you sad?
- Just imagine: yesterday I was with my lover - he’s so affectionate, gentle, neat and charming, he’s just an...
The student drew the diploma drawing for A1 for a week on end, in the end he finished everything, leaned back in his chair and said dreamily:
— Eeeeh! Now I'd like to have sex.
Then a fairy flies...
Due to circumstances, my boyfriend and I temporarily live in different cities, the road is not close, but we try to see him every week. When he comes to me, we have little time to retire, only at...
Georgian found a magic lamp, rubbed it.
The Genie jumps out and says:
- I will grant any 3 wishes.
- Uh, I want you in the fucking ass. nFucked the genie in the ass, rubs the lamp again, orders the...
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